Mein Kampf Michael Caine is not the first and will not be the last shithead to ask if white people should be allowed to say nigga, willfully ignoring the thousands of nuanced answers to this question that already exist as well as the intentionally unnuanced (and best) one that already exists too: Fuck no.
To his credit, unfettered manifest destiny and dominion is such an inextricable part of what it means to be white that saying, “No, you can’t do this one thing” is like telling a dog he can’t lick his own ass. Like “What do you mean I can’t lick it? It’s my ass and it’s right there! It only exists for me to lick! My anus is delicious!” So while he can go fuck himself, hearing “nah” must be really, really hard for him, and I feel bad about that.“