Capitalist countries: *Invade and colonize the entire globe,take possession of the resources in Africa, South America and the Middle East*

A few countries: *Get independence* “We want to be socialist now.”

Capitalists: “That’s why you’re poor! Not because I stole all your resources, but because you want to switch to socialism! Now I’m going to embargo your countries and destabilize your governments to prove how wrong socialism is and how it doesn’t work!”