Ever since my first boyfriend (who cheated on me) tried to play the victim, I have had to put up with shit like this. I dumped my most recent ex 6 months ago when after two years of dating, I found out his real name.
If someone tries to pull this on you and say you’re getting hysterical, do what I do. SHOW them hysterical. I WANT to be your crazy ex because then I know you won’t ever try to wriggle your lying ass back into my life because you know I don’t play those games. Game over. You lost. Now I’m the bitch but that’s fine cuz this bitch doesn’t need you.